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Did no one watch the Watchmen?

Everyone raved last summer about an angry little superhero movie called The Dark Knight. What happens, however, when you make a more pissed off superhero movie and mix it with political/social commentary? You get Watchmen… a movie based on a fantastic graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. Say what you say about comics but this book pretty much invented the graphic novel genre and had a lot more to say than any issue of Spider-Man (or the trilogy of films for that matter).

Perhaps it was too angry though. The film came out this past March and, while some people saw it, it’s box office receipts weren’t too fantastical. Perhaps people didn’t get it? I mean, it takes place in an alternate 1985 (not like the one in Back in to the Future II) where Nixon is still president. The Cold War is in the air and superheroes, though once employees of the government, have been outlawed (sounds like The Incredibles but obviously that used this as inspiration).

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Somebody Killed The Comedian (4/2009)

I think I can say with a certain amount of authority that children see rated R movies on a daily basis. I teach 14 year-old kids and they come in every day wanting to talk to me about whichever horror movie they saw that weekend. They wanted to talk to me about Watchmen too, only the few (and I mean few) students who saw it absolutely hated it.

I guess I understand why. It has no clear villain for a while. It’s essentially a mystery – we don’t know who they are fighting or why. Nor is there the typical origin story. There is no crime-fighting to be found, outside a one single short episode, and there is a blue man running around without his pants on half the time.

Perhaps it was to make some of them feel a bit stupid, or perhaps I was trying to educate them, but I decided to talk a little bit about the politics of film. What was the significance of the Nixon era, Nuclear War, Russia, etc. None of them had a fucking clue.

I was at a bar shortly after, talking about the film with some friends, who are much older than my students I might add. Now, I am not that old. I didn’t live through JFK and shit. But I do know a thing or two about American history. This novel/movie isn’t that complex to your average everyday paper reader but it seems a lot what was going on was lost to a good portion of the movie public. I guess that’s why people stayed away from it. It certainly had nothing to do with length (remember how long Dark Knight was?).

The purpose of this post escapes me for the time being. I guess I just wanted to write something about Watchmen from the persepective of a huge fan. I rarely rap about comic shit but this book is one of my favorites. And the movie is pretty fucking good too. In fact, I prefer it over Dark Knight.

So if it’s still playing in a dollar theater in your town, check it out. Or just wait for blu-ray. Give the book a good readin’ too.

And maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll soon talk about the new Fast and Furious soon.

Face it already, ‘The Punisher’ sucks…

It’s no secret that I am not a big superhero fan. I hate them actually. Guys taking off their glasses only to confuse an entire city of who he really is (Superman), or a guy whining about if he should have sex with his beautiful neighbor while swinging around the city with spider webs (Spider-Man), or a whiny rich kid wearing a bullet-proof suit while climbing buildings with his wonderful toys (Batman). I never saw the appeal of any of that stuff. I just can’t connect with any of those characters, at all. Nor do I ever find myself feeling sorry for them.

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Raining Bullets of Punishment (Michael Ferraro – 9/2007)

The Punisher is another one. Must all comic heroes cry and moan? So his family was killed by some drug guy. That stuff probably happens everyday. Going all Chuck Bronson on the suspects is pretty cool but there is still a great deal of, well, let’s look at the films for example. The first film adatation was is in 1989 and starred Dolph Lundgren and Louis Gossett Jr. The latter, of course, is the only reason anyone should watch this film.

The next adaptation came in 2004 and was just as putrid. This time it starred Thomas Jane, John Travolta, and they even somehow managed to wrangle Roy Scheider into a role. Now, in today’s time (2007), Cinematical reminds me of yet another adaptation in the works. As Bone Thugs once sang, “Can somebody, anybody, tell me why?”

Please just make it stop. The comic sucks, all the films have sucked, and this new one will surely disappoint.