A new year is upon us (and I promise you bitches some pictures)…

Yes, I know. I’ve been fucking slacking this December. I only put up 8 or 9 pictures – what the fuck is wrong with me? Life is what’s wrong with me kids. I’ve been doing a lot this month. I graduated from college finally. I am working at becoming a certified teacher in the state of Florida so I can shape young minds. A lot of boring shit you people probably care nothing about.

So my resolution for 2008 is to bring back the doom to City Pictures. I attempt to promise that I will have at least 20 new pictures each month, except for in February because that month is stupid.

On Christmas Day, I was in Atlanta. I thought it would be a good idea to see Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem (I’m a geek like that) with a friend. While we were waiting for the masterpiece of filmmaking to begin, we hit up the local Starbucks. In walked in a dude who never really got a lesson in what not to fucking wear when you leave your house and head to a public place.

He wore some sort of moccasin-looking slippers at the bottom of these baby blue pajama pants with little snowmen all over them. Then he had on this disgusting looking sweater which looked like it was stolen from a homeless person. It was the kind of sweater your mom made you when you were kid, if your mom was mentally challenged. He hadn’t combed his hair either… and it was about 4:00 in the afternoon. I don’t give a shit if Christmas or not… take care of yourself when you go out in public, or don’t be surprised when someone hits you with a shit-sock.

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Snowmen and Sweaters on Christmas Day (12/2007)

You kids have a save and pleasant New Year’s. Puke on people you don’t like and use prophylactics when fornicating.

Author: bronsonfive

Film, movies, whatever.

11 thoughts on “A new year is upon us (and I promise you bitches some pictures)…”

  1. I am SO excited that we’re gonna start seeing 20 new pictures a month!!! (and I know, February IS a stupid month; I hope February fucks March, ’cause that’s also a stupid month, and March has lots of STD’s, and I want February to “feel the burn”…bitch.)

    PS: “It was the kind of sweater your mom made you when you were kid, if your mom was mentally challenged”…LMAO!!! :-)

    PPS: Anyone who wears mocassin-looking slippers is an asshole

    PPPS: I love the tiny snowmen on his pants; your talents are so refined! :-)

  2. Thanks for the shameless pluggging of my Pugs.

    the Dude wearing the pajamas was less of a Dude & more of a Kid. he looked about 14. He looked like Spencer Breslin (The Kid, Dr. Seuss with the Mike Meyers & the Dakota Fanning).

    I don’t think all moccasin-wearing persons are arse-holes. But anyone under the age of 45 and who isn’t donning them for native costuming purposes is assuredly sodgy.

  3. Romi: I will be sure to keep up the work. Drawing sometimes gets hard, as the inspiration often leaks out of a hole I can’t repair. But I’ll try, if only for you.

    Pugs: He looked like Breslin’s older uncle… are you sure he was 14? He looked a bit older. Like one of those college assholes I saw at my school all the time.

  4. I like that purple background. Sexy, sexy. I’m glad we’re getting a smörgåsbord of pics in the future. I also like your use of the word prophylactic and fornicate. However, I do not like using those two things in unison. I prefer to live on the edge and just bust my baby batter freely.

  5. Thanks for getting your shit together, so the rest of us can see more outstanding Pictures of Doom. As for pajama boy/man… that kind of shit drives me up the wall. If you’re wearing such a wardrobe, you could at least be spotted at the local 7-11 and smelling like the bottle you fell into the night before.

  6. Yo where the fuck is my next picture?!?!!?!?

    Just joking, I could stare at the man in the snowman PJ bottoms all day long…LOL

    ;-)

  7. congrats on finishing college and best of luck to you in your teaching endeavors in teh new year.

    i’m totally digging the snowman pj pants – i’m definitely backtracking through this freakin blog now…

  8. Lethal: Thanks for the congrats. Enjoy the rest of my awful pictures… some of them are pretty, others are not (look at the GRE picture with your eyes close). I apologize for any emotional damage this may cause.

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