There are a lot of areas females maintain when it comes to hair. Most of them shave their legs, armpits, and nowadays (thankfully), their pubic regions. Guys on the other hand, for the most part, shave their faces only. I think the pubic area on all people should be maintained (I would even go far enough to say that I think pubic hair should be illegal) but not all guys are on that bandwagon. How do I know this? Well, it’s not because I’ve seen a lot of cocks or anything. I just know this based on conversations I’ve had with males and females alike.
But that’s really not what this blog is about. I really don’t care if other guys shave their junk because I don’t have to look at it or put it in any of my openings. What I do have to look at on a daily basis, however, is neck hair. Holy shit, why do some guys think it’s alright not to maintain their neck hair? Your hair on your head is NOT supposed to connect with the hair on your back dude, no matter what your mother told you.
I was at Dunkin Donuts this morning when I saw this:
The Monkey on my Back (1/2008)
I just wanted to pull a razor out of my pocket and shave that dead rat off, then sprinkle the bits onto his donut. Take care of that, dude.