Big news of the day: Fidel Castro steps down from power. Interesting, as I have had this theory that he’s been dead for a while, but his brother is scared to release that information. With this, however, he’ll probably die soon enough anyway. And soon, it’ll be cool for all the trendy kids to wear shirts with Fidel’s head on it. They won’t look as good as my sweet picture though.
And who can forget this? No one takes a dive quite like Fidel.
Can I get a side of Castro with that? (2/2008)