27 years ago today, yours truly went on a bogus journey that would forever change his life. It was the beginning of my life actually – the day I would come spiraling out of my mom’s vagina and into this perfect world. I can’t help but think about the journey though.
All beings come blasting out of a shaft with about a million of their brothers and sisters. So every single person on this Earth made it. So I made it. I was so strong back then. If I had to do that same thing today, I doubt I’d make it to the light. Why are we so strong when ejaculated, but become so weak in life? It’s one of life’s finest mysteries. So, to my millions of brothers and sisters who didn’t make it as far as I, I salute you. Because, though you died against the walls of the uterus, today is your birthday too.
My journey to you began right here (4/2008)