I awoke this morning and prepared for the day in the exact fashion a lot of other people do. I took a shower, brushed my teeth, and got dressed; as I have done for years and years on weekday morning. At some point during my day, whether it be at work or at home, I check the stats of my blog (which no one appears to be reading anymore so tell your friends). With that stat checking comes a list of search terms people have used to find me. What I saw today absolutely blew my mind. I literally had to pick bits of my brain off the floor after reading this one single search term. It was so good (disturbing) that I can’t even make up a story to go along with it. It speaks for itself.
I guess I’ve left you wondering for long enough. Here it is, what could be the best search term in the history of search terms…
- I woke up to find mother sucking my cock
Wait, you did what? Some poor bastard woke up with their mother giving them some sweet oral pleasure before school? I’m not sure if this person was dreaming or not but one thing is for sure – it’s probably about time you move out and got your own place.
Happy Ending from Mother (6/2008)
I wish I knew what type of results the internet has provided him. And better yet, why is he searching results on the internet when he should be speaking to his local child services or police department. I would probably kill myself if I ever woke up with this same dilemma but that’s me. I’m not exactly sure how that search brought him here but I hope some Picture of Doom brought him the answer he was looking for. What say you?