The lady (her name is Kimberly) works at a private school for little (rich) kids. Often times, she comes home from work and shares with me these stories of hilarity. Mostly involving the weird and silly things kids say. Kids of the younger persuasion are the best types to hold a conversation. They really do say the craziest things. The other day, she told me of such a conversation.
Hey Ritchie, what do you want to me when you grow up?
When I grow up, I want to be a dinosaur!
If this kid actually makes a go of this, the world will certainly be impressed. For a grown person to just become a dinosaur takes more than a simple stint at a university. No, it takes hard scientific work. All he really needs to do is watch Jurassic Park, The Fly, and maybe Gremlins 2: The New Batch to really research how chemicals and transformation works. If only Roger Corman still made movies…