“No dude, Charles Bronson can’t have song titles. He’s an actor.”
Charles Bronson wasn’t only an actor. That name was also used to name one of grindcore’s most lovable groups. Charles Bronson was infamous for their awesome song titles, short song durations, and their incredible dedication to one of cinema’s most iconic actors.
This Jump-kicking Squirrel and the Wave of Vengeance (10/2007)
Their stuff is a little hard to find but not impossible. “Youth Attack” is the name of their most well-known recording but each song on this list can be found on a massive collection disc called “Complete Discocrappy.” You can find it on Amazon. The most notable thing about this collection is that the first disc contains 99+ songs. Insane in the membrane.
15. “The Only Time I Think of Romance is When I Wonder Why I Don’t Think About It”
14. “As Fucked as Gator”
13. “I Can Never Write Too Many Songs About Morons Like You”
12. “Fuck Technology, I’ll Keep My Pocket Change”
11. “Average Run of the Mill Straight Edge Song”
10. “(Fuck Being) Positive”
9. “Marriage Can Suck It”
8. “Bible Thumpers Go to Hell”
7. “Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song”
6. “Phil Anselmo’s Pain Burns in the Heart of My Little Brother”
5. “Couldn’t Fuckin’ Care Less”
4. “Let’s Start a Revolution So I can Break Some Shit”
3. “Let’s Start Another War So I can Sing a Song About Stopping It”
2. “So What if I Puked Up McDonalds?”
1. “They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up and Die”
That cat either has red eyes or red eyebrows.
Those eyes are red because he is very angry.
There’s my squirrel! I’m loving his eyes and hands. He’s a badass. You don’t go messing with a rodent (?) like that. Good work B-5.
You forgot about “Let’s Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping”
No I didn’t. Read the list again dude.